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Ebay jokes - Nota Bene - 10-31-2003

Eric,

The ugliest conversion from suspended type I have ever seen!

Alexei


Ebay jokes - Dave - 10-31-2003

Eric-

That conversion is so bad that I'd almost think it was "righteous"! (Remember, some folks did convert their awards from hanging to screwback after the War...)

--Dave


Ebay jokes - Tretov - 11-04-2003

This one has quite "fresh-looking" combination of colors...

OFFERED HERE IS A RUSSIAN SUBMARINER OFFICER'S UNIFORM. OVERALL CONDITION IS EXCELLENT, MISSING A BUTTON. AGE IS UNKNOWN TO ME. SIZE IS (OUR) MEDIUM. COMES WITH THE SHIRT, TROUSERS, JACKET AND THE CAP. NO RESERVE.

/Patrik


Ebay jokes - HuliganRS - 11-04-2003

The combination of medals/badges/pins makes this one worth big $$$.


Ebay jokes - HuliganRS - 11-10-2003

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Ebay jokes - HuliganRS - 11-10-2003

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Ebay jokes - Al-muell - 11-13-2003

What are this shoulderboards?
The stars look like Czechoslovak to me...


Ebay jokes - Al-muell - 11-13-2003

Maybe not as funny as the others posted here, but...
Not on e-bay, but on Polish auction site.
Cap is a cap, nothing strange about it (apart from the fact that it is sold with two bands). The funny thing is a description and a price.
Description:
Org.:"Oryginalna w 100% wojkowa czapka Marynarki wojennej CCCP. Oto treœci z czapki:;;;;;;;;;bêdê pisac ruski tekst w stylu polskim , ale chodzi oczywiœcie o sam przekaz tresci............YCCP - KIJEWSKOJE PO GO£OWNYCH UBOROW,,,,,,FABRIKA GO£OWNYCH UBOROW ODESSA 1984 R.CZIERNOMORKIJ FLOT I CYBERNYJE FLOT NR XI -88 ,, 7451225GO£OWA 55..............i tyle z czapki. Stan ocenie na 4+ bo by³a na prawde na g³owie sybiraka. Prawdopodobnie okrêt wojenny na bazie syberyjskiej. To ale domys³y. POLECAM ZBIERACZON. JEDYNA W SWOIM RODZAJU. "
Translation (hard to translate mistakes):
"100% original military cap of navy of CCCP. Here are the writings from cap:;;;;;;;;I will write ruskie text in Polish style (I will try to put it in more understandable transscription without removing funny parts - al_muell) , but it is about the meaning of the texts.............YCCP - Kiyevskoye PO GOLOVNYKH UBOROV,,,,,,FABRIKA GOLOVNYKH UBOROV ODESSA 1984 R.CHERNOMORKIY FLOT I(and) CYBERNYIE FLOT NR XI -88 ,, 745122GOLOVA 55........................and that's all from the cap.
I will rate the condition 4+ (good+) because it was realy on Sybirak's head (the word "sybirak" in polish means someone who was forced to live in Siberia esp. in Carist times -a.).
Probably a submarine on siberian base. teese but my thoughts. I recommand to all collectors. ONE OF A KIND."

Siberian submarine sailor in unique cap from odessa... Hmm.... And that "Siberian Fleet"....

And now - even funnier thing about that - the price.
As an introduction - 1$=about 4pln. Such cup can be, with a bit of luck and haggle, bought for 35-40PLN in Poland, in Russia even cheaper.
Starting bid:200PLN
Buy now price:500PLN


Ebay jokes - new world - 11-13-2003

Is bottle of vine included in the set? Big Grin

WilliamBig Grin Big Grin


Ebay jokes - Eugene - 11-26-2003

Order Of Lenin 18k Platinum Russian Award COA
This Award comes with a Certificate of Authenticity.
Looking at the order I was suprised it had COA

... and here comes COA