06-30-2002, 03:23 PM
These were truly good Mr Tal.
There is a big meeting of the greatest socialists leaders. Tito, Ho-Chi-Mihn, Kim-Il-Sung, etc sitting around the same table. In the honour place, of course, is Stalin, & at his right hand, Mao. Before few minutes, Mao is sleeping like a baby... Comrade Stalin shakes Mao´s arm saying “Comrade Mao, comrade Mao you cannot sleep in THIS great reunion”. Mao says: “Oh Comrade Stalin, Comrade Stalin, why you break my sleep... Iwas dreaming Iwas in a beautiful and big country, in which centre was the highest mountain I never saw. It climbed to the skies and it was maded with butter. And, at its top Comrade Stalin... He was... God”. “Comrade Mao don´t you know God it´s a capitalist lie???”. Mao thinks few seconds “Like butter, Comrade Stalin... like butter”.
Hungary, 1957.
Two men walk in the country side. One of them suddely falls. “Oh, my soviet comrade, what a pain... I hurt my leg, waht unlucky I am.”. “Unlucky my hungarian comrade???, you stumbled with a box full of gold coins!!!”. “Oh, what a luck, my soviet comrade. We must think about how we divide it between ourshelves”. “It´s easy, my hungarian friend: we´ll do it like good brothers”. “No no no no, soviet comrade... This time: half & half”.
Prague, summer 1968.
An indignated citizen runs shouting into Police Chief´s room “Comrade Police Chief, I´m here to expose that a swiss soldier stealed my impressive soviet gold watch!!!” “What are you saying comrade citizen? You want to tell that a SOVIET soldier stealed your impressive SWISS gold watch...”. The citizen turns his face in a terror face while saying “Oh nononono, Comrade Police Chief... YOU said that... YOU said that...”
I hope you like these.
Jokes & selfcritithism is a good way to be better.
There is a big meeting of the greatest socialists leaders. Tito, Ho-Chi-Mihn, Kim-Il-Sung, etc sitting around the same table. In the honour place, of course, is Stalin, & at his right hand, Mao. Before few minutes, Mao is sleeping like a baby... Comrade Stalin shakes Mao´s arm saying “Comrade Mao, comrade Mao you cannot sleep in THIS great reunion”. Mao says: “Oh Comrade Stalin, Comrade Stalin, why you break my sleep... Iwas dreaming Iwas in a beautiful and big country, in which centre was the highest mountain I never saw. It climbed to the skies and it was maded with butter. And, at its top Comrade Stalin... He was... God”. “Comrade Mao don´t you know God it´s a capitalist lie???”. Mao thinks few seconds “Like butter, Comrade Stalin... like butter”.
Hungary, 1957.
Two men walk in the country side. One of them suddely falls. “Oh, my soviet comrade, what a pain... I hurt my leg, waht unlucky I am.”. “Unlucky my hungarian comrade???, you stumbled with a box full of gold coins!!!”. “Oh, what a luck, my soviet comrade. We must think about how we divide it between ourshelves”. “It´s easy, my hungarian friend: we´ll do it like good brothers”. “No no no no, soviet comrade... This time: half & half”.
Prague, summer 1968.
An indignated citizen runs shouting into Police Chief´s room “Comrade Police Chief, I´m here to expose that a swiss soldier stealed my impressive soviet gold watch!!!” “What are you saying comrade citizen? You want to tell that a SOVIET soldier stealed your impressive SWISS gold watch...”. The citizen turns his face in a terror face while saying “Oh nononono, Comrade Police Chief... YOU said that... YOU said that...”
I hope you like these.
Jokes & selfcritithism is a good way to be better.
