Some Soviet jokes
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What were the only 2 awards that Brezhnev did not recieve?
Hero-Mother and Hero City.

The responses of three Soviet leaders when the "train" of Soviet Communism stalls:
STALIN: Shoot the engineers, exile the crew, and get someone new.
KHRUSHCHEV: Pardon the crew and put them back to work.
BREZHNEV: Pull down the shades and pretend we're moving.

Two dogs are talking about how life has changed in the Soviet Union:
FIRST DOG: How are things different under Gorbachev?
SECOND DOG: Well, the chain is still too short and the food dish is still too far away to reach, but they let you bark as loud as you want.


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Some Soviet jokes - by Tal Inbar - 06-30-2002, 02:25 PM
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