Ebay jokes

[January]

So I won a 1985 OGPW 2cl for US$5.05, which is a decent price for that award. Seller contacts me after the auction ends:

Seller to me:

Hi,
I am ####, the seller of the WWII medal. I am glad you won the medal. But I want you to help me out with something since I am a new seller. I put a reserve prise of 20.00$ on both of my medals and it got sold for 3$. How do I go about this? Please try to understand me and help me out. I just think that I should at least sell it for 1/2 what it is worth which is my reserve price. Thanks. HAppy New Year to you!

My response:

Hello;

I am sorry, but I don't understand what you are talking about. I don't know anything about any auctions of yours that sold for $3. I am only familiar with the one that I won, which sold for $5.05. I will send you payment for this in a few minutes.

Thanks greatly,

My Name

Seller writes back less than two minutes later:

I am sorry for confusion. You are right the one u won cost 5.50 yet the reserve price is 20$.

My response:

Hello, again;

I assure you that there was no reserve. Had there been a reserve, I would not have won the auction.

I have now sent you payment by PayPal. Please do not hesitate to let me know should you need anything further from me.

Thanks again,

My Name

Don't know where this one is going to go. If that guy thinks a 1985 OGPW is worth US$20, he's got another thing coming. Something tells me that this situation is going to end with me leaving negative feedback for the first time in my seven years on eBay.